Honey up! Honey Honey Bunches of Twigs!
The splinters are small but the taste is big!
All the grownups yell and flip their lids
Cause the honey honey taste is just for kids!
Yo, it's just for kids -- No, you can't have this
Though you might get pissed, oh we must insist
Roll away from the bowl if you want to live
Cause every other twig is a makeshift shiv
Step back, or a stick's going twixt your ribs
We're the Honey Honey Kids -- And the kids got dibs!
[Several boring screens filled with nutritional info]
All right parents, are the kids all gone?
MC Stick wants to thank you for playing along
You know my Honey Honey Twigs wouldn't hurt a fly
And your kids won't gank you and you won't die
I'm speaking slow cause I know that you care a lot
My twigs are nutritious and your precious tot
Just needs a li'l bit of silliness to take a bite
But act frightened, aiight? You gotta play this right
Are they back? Look, grownups, read my lips!
We're the Honey Honey Kids -- and the kids got dibs!
[Several minutes of cartoon bees dancing causes parents to leave]
OK kids, no kidding, I ain't playing around
Next morning, no warning, shit is gonna go down
Once the wallet's in your pocket they will call the cops
Grab the money, buy the honey, keep runnin', don't stop
Honey up! Stay tuned for some honey sweet tips
We're the Honey Honey Kids -- and the kids got dibs!
[Diagrams of safe routes from the breakfast table, to the supermarket cereal aisle, to the hideout. Faintly, in the background:]
MC Stick is a sellout whore
He's the real arms dealer in the cereal wars
He doesn't even know who he is anymore
I think I need some time alone
Stop the tape
I need to rap with myself about some things
(Copyright 1993, MC Stick and Lumber Town Records. Shortly after recording this commercial, MC Stick went on a journey of self-discovery, and largely renounced his sellout lifestyle, unless he wanted to buy something really, really nice. He was called as a witness in the trial of the Honey Honey Kid Gang, but refused to testify, saying, "If Your Honor doesn't understand the meaning of dibs, then Your Honor is wiggedy, and this whole court is wack.")