¡Jeremy!

I am not a bandito, although I am friends with two banditos. The third bandito in the title is just wishful thinking.

The banditos are coming atcha from Washington, D.C., but they do not break news or talk politics. They don't offer snarky commentary or poignant vignettes. Instead, the banditos lie and steal! Try not to take them too seriously.

The banditos write with boundless, stupid love in their hearts! Don't try to head them off at the pass, because they don't exist -- and that's just the beginning of their trickery. Instead, bookmark their site, unless you really like typing, and help them furnish this secret hideout on the Internet. All they ask is for a moment of your time and all of your money.